• kevin kunundrum

First FOTUS Quote for the New Year!

Updated: Jan 4

“Apparently, I’m the anomaly, since all these other fetuses, like stretching back to time immemorial, have all been, well, dumb shits; wallowing in amniotic fluid, sucking their prenatal thumbs, dumber than a bag o’ Democrats.”

—Alexander Jackson Rett (on being a self-aware fetus in the womb)

—copyright 2019, 2020 by Kevin Postupack, Kevin Kunundrum